October212014

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10PM
  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
10PM

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10PM

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

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10PM

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10PM

officialunitedstates:

hydrocyanicacid:

officialunitedstates:

reblog this post if you’d give $5 dollar bucks to the person you reblogged it from

you just reblogged this from yourself so you owe yourself five dollars

I owe myself five dollars dollar bucks

8PM

witchomo:

"I’m not gay…"

image

"But I am bi"

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(via i-suck-dick)

8PM

infinitenap:

is completely serious

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8PM

silly-puppy:

an underrated moment

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8PM

conshence:

imagine if every note you got on a post was $1

i’d still be one broke bitch

(Source: conshence, via i-suck-dick)

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