September12014

Anonymous said: how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

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thepathtowonderland:

il-tenore-regina:

kidkendoll:

Where is the lie?

He is so cute 

I love this man so much.

(via holywatersupersoakers)

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elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

(via chaotic-wiener)

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(Source: anustartpop, via heysacagawea)

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thewaywardqueen:

eyeglance:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

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(via disney-eats-kids)

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(Source: heysacagawea)

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liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

(via i-suck-dick)

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why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users

(Source: dailystews, via disney-eats-kids)

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fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

image

Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

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tbotofficial:

i only ever drink water and at first it was because it’s healthy and what not, but now i’ve realised that the human body is 70% water so if i drink enough i’ll eventually become 100% water and i’ll turn into a puddle and all of my lifes problems will just disappear

(via i-suck-dick)

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